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Paaralang Bayan sa Himpapawid (People's School-on-Air) with Ms Melly C Tenorio
738 DZRB AM Band, 8 to 9 evening class Monday to Friday
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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What is the popular Christmas carol in Desert? Camel ye Faithful.
What part of the body do you only see during Christmas? Mistletoe.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What part of the body do you only see during Christmas? Mistletoe.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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The small girl had spent the morning watching her mother do her Christmas shopping. Finally, she found herself in a big chair beside the department-store Santa Claus, tell him her wishes. "... and a big doll and a doll buggy and a doll house ..." she finished the long list. Then sliding from the chair and walking away, she suddenly turned back a pace, and called, "And charge it, Santa Claus!"
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PASSENGER: "I dunno; it is just a week from Christmas to New Year, but is it a week from New Year the Christmas?"
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A youngster walked into a bank the other day to open an account with $1000. The bank's vice president gave him a benign smile and asked how he had accumulated so much money.
"Selling Christmas card," said the lad.
"Well, you've done very well. Sold them to lots of people, obviously."
"Nope," answered the little boy proudly. "I sold all of them to one large family - their dog bit me."
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A mother took her five year old son to a mall to say, "Hello" to Santa Claus, who in turn, asked. "What would you like for Christmas, sonny?"
"A bicycle, a football, and a pair of skates." the youngster replied promptly.
"I'll certainly try to see that you get them," said Santa.
Later, the mother and son visited another mall and stopped to see Santa there. Again the same question and the same answer, but Santa asked, "And are you going to be a good boy?"
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A little girl about five received a box of crayons for Christmas and made a great many pictures.
"What is this one?" her mother asked.
"That's Baby Jesus on the manger."
A little to one side were three vertical lines - the wise men perhaps, or the shepherds. The mother inquired what they were.
"Mary and Joseph are going out for the night." the child explained, "and that's the sitters coming in."
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Here it is the middle of January and we're still cleaning up from Christmas. Last week we cleaned out our checking account; this week we cleaned out our savings account.
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If you want to be reminded of Christmas all year, buy your Christmas gifts on monthly payment plan.
May hateful persecution and wanton aggression cease.
May man live in freedom and security, worshiping as he sees fit, loving his fellow man.
May peace, everlasting peace, reign supreme.
Unusual Historical Events That Happened During Christmas
- Christmas Day, 1990, The Internet Gets Its First Test Run
- Washington Crosses the Delaware River in 1776
- WWI Christmas Truce Soccer Games
- USSR Invades Afghanistan in 1979
- Isaac Newton Was Born on Christmas Day
- Charlie Chaplin Passes Away
- Apollo 8 Reaches the Moon’s Orbit
- Mikhail Gorbachev Resigns as Soviet President
- The Song ‘Silent Night’ Is First Performed in Public
- President Andrew Johnson Pardons All Confederate Soldiers
- Charlemagne Crowned Holy Roman Emperor, year 800.
- William the Conqueror Crowned King of England, 1066
- World War I Soldiers Hold Christmas Truce 1914
- Andrew Johnson Pardons All Confederate Soldiers, 1868
- Hirohito Becomes Emperor of Japan, 1926
- President Nicolae and Elena Ceausescu of Romania Executed, 1989
- Ford Model T Unveiled, 1913
- John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, former presidents of the US, Die, 1826
- A 2004 earthquake in south-east Asia, measuring 9.3 on the Richter scale, led to a devastating group of tsunamis the next day, which would ultimately kill over 200,000 people.
- Christmas day is also the birthday of (among many other notables) cosmetics tycoon Helena Rubenstein, Egyptian president Anwar Sadat, and Mohammad Ali Jinnah, the founder of Pakistan. and several entertainers.
Word Riddle about Christmas and Santa Claus
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1. Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas? CLAUset
2. Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sled in a Snow Parking Zone
3. Why was the manger so crowded on Christmas Eve? Because of the Three Wide Men
4. What song do socks sing while they hang by the fireplace? Silent Night HOLEY Night
5. A Christmas tree that has a big nose is called what? Pine-occhio
6. What do vegetarians wish for at Christmas? Peas on earth and goodwill toward men
7. How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve? Because he got miSLED
8. Who's worth about 5 cents at Christmas? Old St Nickel (Nicole)
9. What happened when Santa parked his sled illegally? He was mistle-TOED
10. Why does Father Christmas cry a lot? Because he got santa-mental
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