Let the sun shine in with wit and humor..

Let the sun shine in with wit and humor.

                          "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." -  Mark Twain

Dr Abe V Rotor

The many faces of Peace
Peace is often mispronounced and a butt of jokes: fish, feast, piss, fish be with you, phase 1- phase 2, piece of paper, may you rest in peace (good sleep). – (Fr. Jerry Orbos, June 11, 2006)6. Count

What comes after five? Six, po. 7? Eight, po. Who taught you how to count? My father, po. What comes next after ten? Jack, po. (Fr. Jerry Orbos, June 11, 2006)

Man - Men

Men can be divided into three classes:

1. The handsome
2. The intellectual
3. The great majority

 Three things to give to marriage:

1. Industry
2. Inspiration
3. In

Kiss

"Best way to quiet a hysterical girl ," said the psychologist, "

  is to give her a kiss."

"But how do you get them hysterical?"

Language 
"So you have just returned from Paris.  Did you have any trouble with your French?"

"No, but the French did." ~

"A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charlie Chaplin