Riddles and Jokes for Kids (and Grownups, too)

 Riddles and Jokes for Kids (and Grownups, too)

 Here are some examples. (Acknowledgement with thanks: Jokes to Tell, a pocket book for Children, and Internet for the cartoons)

Researched and Compiled by Dr Abe V Rotor

1. What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.

2.  What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me and we'll go places.

3.  What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

The same middle name.

4.  What has four legs but can't walk?

A table.

5.  What sort of star is dangerous?

Shooting star.

6. What kind of music does you father like to sing?

Pop music.

7. Can February March?

No.  But April May.

8.  What has two hands, no fingers, stands still snd runs?

A clock. 

9. How can you tell if a Martian is a good gardener? 

All Martians have green thumbs.

10.  What do you call a vampire's dog?

Blood Hound.

11. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a dog.

Then go see a vet. 

12. Doctor, doctor, I keep  thinking I'm a dog.

How long has this been going on?

Ever since I was a pup. 

13. What kind of dress can never be worn?

Address.

14,  What can you serve, but never eat?

A volleyball.

15.  What is always coming but never arrives?

Tomorrow.

16.  What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

17.  What can you hold without touching?

You breath.

18.  What question can you never answer yes to?

Are you asleep?

19.  What goes up and does not come down?

Your age.

20. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers