The Lighter Side of Married Life

The Lighter Side of Married Life 

Researched by Dr Abe V Rotor

1. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

2. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are “I apologize” and “You are right.”

4. Husband: “Why do you keep reading our marriage license?” Wife: “I’m looking for an expiration date.”

5. What are a married man’s two greatest assets? A closed mouth and an open wallet.

Acknowledgement: Quotes and cartoons from the Internet